Saturday, February 13, 2010

What's in a name?

Since time immemorial, people in our country with rational views, people who have NOT lost their touch with ground realities and code of ethics, people who act as elitists, people without opinions,people attending kitty parties, people who 'chill' or simply, people who are gifted with the act of 'breathing' have all looked upon (or rather looked down on) Shiv-sena as an ogreish, ethnocentric, regionalist, vandalistic party expressing its political dissent and a party horny for limelight or simply a party rebelling without a cause. Anyone with perceptible senses can deduce that. You don't have to put it up as your fb status update. Recently, the party has been suffering from severe existential crisis, consequently making efforts to take on its rival counterpart. They call it stealing the 'thunder'. Most of the issues raised by them are cited as "radical", stirring a'sense of belonging' in jobless marathi youth. Agreed. But for once, the party lashed out at our nation's 'dude-with-the-dimples' for him wanting to include some obnoxious looking players. No, this time they were not being racist, nor do they dread watching unsightly beard-faces in IPL. For once, their stand seemed solicitous about the nation. The issue they've put up is important! Of course, their ways of conveying it is objectionable. For they lack a 'leader' to be reckoned with and thus resorting to vandalism. Forget about a nationalist party, any citizen of India who gives a fuck should find it objectionable.
"SO WHAT? Everyone has right to freedom of speech and he has a right to chose the best for his team.", reasons a friend of mine. Well, he might as well call our PM's close aide a demented whore. Freedom of speech.
However, its very much likely that the hermaphrodite maker of MNIK (you know who) might have conjured this whole thing up, for what they call it as a 'publicity stunt'. For he gets a wonderful cunnilingus from the 'dude-with-dimples' who further gets it from our CM. Its a chain. In an idolatry-India, cricketers and filmstars are blowjobbed more by the media than by their own girls. People with such notions fail to see through the 'petty politics', invent social groups like 'Do hell with Politics... I will watch "My Name is Khan" any freakin how!!'
(Dont believe me? follow the link http://www.facebook.com/pages/Do-hell-with-Politics-I-will-watch-My-Name-is-Khan-any-freakin-how/332089487845?ref=mf)
Citizens,further, show "solidarity" for the 'movie' and exhibit their "spirit of mumbai" to the world by braving through the Z security outside the movie theatres! These are not my quotes. Those are by our country's mainstream english media, who also seek opinions of pretty bimbos, page3-iites, fat punjabi aunties and chicks who'd drop their panties at the drop of a hat for 'the-dude-with-dimples'. Some of cliche-ridden comments are 'Sena has lost it!.. Srk is so cute ya... I <3 MNIK'.
Then there are people with support-tees.



So much of political apathy. So next time you wanna speak up for MNIK, DONT.