Football Matches

According to some secret underground CULT [:-P] organisation, trusted and really trusted sources, Football matches are defined as some brief spell of only form of orgasmic pleasure that a nerd gets, after hours of studies and hard-work.

'Football match' is also an alibi-ing term used by some young lecherous lovers for making out.
Sample statement- "Both of us were just relaxing on my sofa and watching Football matches".
Yea right!!!Football matches and sofa. That is so not plausible, unless they are nerds/Retards who really love football..

Football is also synonymous to a situation where a girl is playing footsie with you and her leg goes up to your crotch.

Football also forms a binding factor. It gives 'them' a sense of belonging, it seems.
Sample situation:
Dude 1: HeY! You like Man-U, the red devils????
Dude 2: YEA MAN,They are so AWESOME..(here he actually means "arousing")
Dude 1 :Cool, Lets make out now.

Football matches, I've observed, are used by some of the professors around me as subject of intense discussions post long study hours. Like, suppose if the prof is running out of his ever exhaustive sense of humor, then the only way to pep up the students is by discussing football.
The students are so obviously turned on and thus football once again gives them the kicks to keep them awake to study some more. And once again the professor turns out to be humorous.
To an extent that he becomes a point of discussion every where.
Sample situation
Dude 1: Hey the prof is so cool, he watches football...Morever he also likes Arsenal. YIPPPIEE!!!
The horny, nerdy chicklets: Oh!The prof is so 'cute', he watches football....and hes got great physique as well. We feel footballers are studs.

And the following morning, all the guys get decked up to look like their favourite football stars and head on to some nearby streets where they can be seen. However,they always fail to get any attention from the trespassers, unless the trespasser is really jobless like me. I've noticed that particular manner in which they play. They are most of the times very serious. They play like their entire LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. Ironically the scores are never kept. No one gives a damn about winning and the number of players may vary from 5 to 50.

I've also observed, these athletic coolist wannabe studs who play football in some open, overtly observable Garden,Public parks, swimming pool, zoo, trains, fish markets, cricket grounds, crossroads.Crossword ,Mcdonalds(no one gives a damn abt Mac anyway) , subways, Subway, slums, filth, shit, libraries, lanes, narrow lanes, Wide lanes, Highway, Rail tracks, Runway and god knows what-all places. All of them have got a peculiar uncanny similar loser trait in them.
You know wat it is? Keep guessing...

Football's highly overdone man! Get over it. No offence to football lovers.But I just wanted to put it across, The plight of non-football lovers in metro cities.

I really dont care if the post sounds a bit poseur to you, But I've really gone past that 'football-gives-me-kicks' age.

Singh is PAWN!

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Aight,I m jittery to admit this,there seriously,is dearth of humor in India.
Give me an Ice-pick/Fork,I 'd rather gouge out my eyes than seeing this movie AGAIN.
I mean,WHAT?how i wish to go and ask this to Aneez bazmee(I dont exactly know how many e's,you never know what goes on with Numerology these days).
Alright,Leave the Obvious flaws aside.Let me bring to your notice some vague facts.
Like watch OM PURI throughout the movie.
Right,Om puri.what the hell kind of a name is OM PURI,A name that does not inspire confidence.
You look at his face,You'll feel that he has had diseases of the skin,bone,stomach,feet,intestine,crotch,chest,Hodgkin's disease,Ewing's tumor,and many other fatal diseases that takes a truly healthy mind to even think of them.
Besides,he also has freckles,pimples and some mysterious holes on this face.
A part from being loud,that lousy-son-of-a-bitch does not fail to get on your nerves everytime he grins.When he grins,its like puke(thats the word i use when i have to say something VERY obnoxious)
I seriously wonder,WHICH girl would like to put out for this dude.I mean which??Are you listening REKHA?
Apparently, he was looked up by the industry for being a good actor,Trust me its true.
Then why the deuce did Priyadarshan pwn him?huh?
I just want to point that Om puri is not at all classy,infact he is a dirty dirty slut,who just philosophizes in dictum"sleeping with an actress and never call her back".According to some concrete sources,He has slept with Ash,rani,preity,Kat,sush,'Mads',fareeda jalal,reema lagoo,britney spears,tom cruise,Amarsinghji and REKHA.
PS:this post was written overlooking the obvious facts mentioned here-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Om_Puri
Oh yea,about that singh is king movie...to be continued...

A tribute to Aadesh Bandekar.

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Yes,You read it right.We're here to discuss about the,apparently,emerging pin up BOY,the guy next door,the philanderer.."ladies.......THE Aadesh Bandekar."
Could you have ever imagined a marathi television world without this dude?This flamboyant personality,yes,Flamboyant personality has taken the marathi world of sitcom(situational comedy) and reality shows into an altogether different realm of 'humor',you see.
To my memory,he'd embarked upon his professional challenge by hosting this 'platinum-hitting' tv show called "Home minister".The concept of the show was simple.It involved two lower middle class marathi families , their respective neighbors,& at times their entire society/'mitra-mandal' as well,vying for money.Each family is given some task like "coochicooing/snogging the opposite sex/footsying random males under the table" in least possible time..For pulling off each task successfully they are given some amount like 100 bucks or something,and after earning that piece o amount,they(the competing 'oh-so-baffled' housewives) give that "this much wud suffice for my new saree with blouse" look.
Alright,so aadesh's quest is woo those 'Hawties in sarees',whom he refers as 'Vahini'
(thats a term for brothers wife in marathi).Believe me guys,he pulls it off so well...even the neighbors' wives' are TOTALLY head over heels.
Apparently,hes been anchoring a new tv show called (eka peksha ek).Thats a dance show.yes A MARATHI DANCE REALITY SHOW.and it has participants dancing to aadesh's and sachin's(another coolist dude) tunes.Apparently,Hes been referred as the 'life' of this show,cuz at the end of every dance performance he bitchslaps the female dancer.
At times,you can even see him prancing on to some sold-out marathi songs like 'i cant recollect any'.ok thats a different story.Some times he even wears PINK,throwing light on his metrosexual side.Now hes been doing pretty awesome in his life.lets just NOT pull his leg:)
Bottom line is:Aadesh Bandekar is \m/


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www.yahoo.co.uk being turned into a pornographic site

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Ah yes,you read it right,i couldnt believe my eyes,Trust me guys,this is the most disheartening news to have ever occurred to me.I mean what..!!
and how can they just slip like this?and most important all this for wat?
Money??
Well,even its contemporaries like microsoft hotmail,google,rediffmail,zapakmail(not this one actually) must not have anticipated something this crazy.Jeez,how cheesy can you get?huh?
\All for porn and porn for all/ huh?

well guys,wats your take on this?